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You know, there’s this buzz—like, buzzing louder than a mosquito in your ear—that Rockstar was maybe cooking up something wildly different for GTA 6. I mean, if the grapevine is to be believed. So, here we are, staring down May 26, 2026, like some big cosmic moment. Nearly 13 freakin’ years, huh? Imagine trying to keep that kind of anticipation under control.
Initially, GTA 6 was going to drop in the fall of 2025. But guess what? Rockstar decided to keep us waiting longer. May 26, 2026, is the new game day. Ugh. The wait is bananas, but I slide into a mental space where I’m like, “Yeah, okay. At least, when it drops, it won’t be all buggy, right?”
Anyway, there was this Medium post—Fravilys, I think?—spotted by ComicBook, claiming that Dan Houser, before he tipped his hat to Rockstar, had this totally different storyline brewing. Once, the plot was supposed to dance around three characters: a dirty cop, the cop’s kid, and some big shot with a Colombian drug lord. Another idea had folks following a Vice City undercover looking to avenge her mom, teaming up with a smuggler. Random tangent. Why does “smuggler” sound so… romanticized? Like, “smuggler” could be a Bond love interest or something.
Oh, and there was yet another take on things, something about an officer and an ex-soldier. So many twists thrown in the blender. Now, don’t shoot the messenger—these are just whispers and should be taken with the same size grain of salt you chuck into a margarita. Dan left Rockstar in 2020, just after they got RDR2 polished and pretty.
Fast forward to what we know for sure—Lucia and Jason are our new partners in crime. They’re diving straight into Vice City’s criminal abyss, messy lives trailing right behind them. Lucia’s just out of prison, and Jason? There’s chatter he might be playing both sides, double-agent vibes, but who can say? Honestly, the whole setup smells like it’s gonna be packed with mind-bending twists. But, of course, we’ve gotta chill out until next year to peek behind the curtain.
Getting a little meta now—the clock’s ticking, we’re all hyped for some wild GTA narratives and chaotic heists. It feels like waiting for a train that’s fashionably late but promises a heckuva ride once it rolls in. Cannot wait!