Team Evaluation: Crypt Custodian (PS5/Switch)

Having the opportunity to dive into a cross-platform review is something of a treat, really. There’s a unique satisfaction in seeing how a game transitions from one system to another. In today’s tech-savvy era, you’d expect games to perform similarly across platforms, but that’s not always the case. Albert Eres, my esteemed colleague and friend, and I had the pleasure of exploring Crypt Custodian, a fresh Metroidvania title hitting both PC and console. I took on the PS5 version, while Albert embraced the Switch experience. Let’s dive into our thoughts on this intriguing game!

Crypt Custodian casts you as a cat navigating the afterlife. For some ridiculous reason we’re not going to bother explaining, this feline isn’t heaven-bound but ends up outside The Palace. Armed with nothing but a broom, your new mission is to tidy up this otherworldly realm. The narrative might sound quirky, but it’s incredibly well-crafted, offering a charmingly whimsical vibe. Although Metroidvania games often center on intense action and may sideline the story, Crypt Custodian carves its own path, a refreshing breath of fresh air in the genre.

One standout feature is its departure from traditional side-scrolling. Instead, Crypt Custodian presents a top-down adventure akin to classics like Zelda: A Link to the Past. This perspective is a boon for someone like me who’s not fond of frantic platforming. Somehow, navigating from this angle feels more precise, reducing frustration significantly.

As expected in a Metroidvania, not every area is accessible from the start. You’ll find yourself backtracking as you unlock new abilities, but this ensures encounters occur at a manageable pace. It’s not linear; exploration is essential and delightful, as each zone feels just right in scope, never overwhelming.

Crypt Custodian expertly balances action with puzzles. If you’re eager to dive into combat, the game delivers, yet the difficulty never tips toward controller-throwing levels. Puzzles, too, require thought but avoid unnecessary complexity. Often, if you’re stuck, it’s simply a matter of overlooking something minor. This balanced blend creates a rhythm that’s hard to resist.

The game enriches exploration with collectibles, including upgrade points tucked away behind puzzles or in yet-to-visit map areas. Also, look out for kittens hidden in various locations. Finding them all and reuniting them with their mother brings rewards and diversions from the main path. Convenient warp points ensure that retracing your steps isn’t a chore, encouraging thorough exploration.

Speaking of warp points, these wells are crucial for saving progress, equipping abilities, and teleporting. While they offer much-needed relief, the challenge lies in initially pinpointing their locations in new areas. Venturing without finding one can leave you vulnerable and tense, adding stakes that make discovering a warp point all the more satisfying.

When it comes to graphics, Crypt Custodian charms with its cute arcade style. The sound design is superb, and it handles beautifully on the PS5. While I’ve had a hit-and-miss relationship with Metroidvanias due to my dislike (and honestly, lack of skills) in platformers, Crypt Custodian never stretches patience. It consistently keeps me eager to unravel the next mystery, making it a delightful addition to my collection. With its nostalgic 90s RPG vibe and captivating elements, this game is undoubtedly a winner in my book.

Overall Score: 9/10

Crypt Custodian is a delightful twist on the action genre, standing out amidst a sea of Soulslike titles. While it draws from legends like Zelda and Metroid, the game distinguishes itself with customizable elements that even casual gamers will enjoy. Its story and cat-centric premise add to its charm.

An appreciated feature in Crypt Custodian is the projectile attack markers from enemies, preventing unexpected challenges typical in many action games. Though combat remains challenging, some predictability helps maintain enjoyment.

Adjustable gameplay assists are another highlight, letting players tweak settings such as attack power or health. For casual players, this can mean the difference between enjoying the journey and giving up. Sadly, on the Switch, there’s a minor bug: assist settings may reset after navigating certain screens.

One compelling assist option grants extra time for puzzles. It’s a blessing, especially for those not keen on sharp timing, evident in many optional puzzles. Not being forced into perfection to progress is a relief.

Crypt Custodian comes highly recommended for casual gamers, fans of Zelda and Metroid, cat enthusiasts, or any combination thereof. Its myriad of enjoyable features makes the tougher moments more approachable.

Overall Score: 9/10

Crypt Custodian is almost perfect. It harks back to classic RPG and puzzle gameplay. The story is captivating, and the gameplay is engaging without succumbing to the idea that harder is always better. The fact that Albert and I both thoroughly enjoyed it on different platforms speaks volumes. While it might not reinvent the Metroidvania genre, it nails what it aims for. If you’re a fan of this style, consider getting your claws into Crypt Custodian.