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Okay, so I gotta talk about this game for the Switch 2. The first thing you gotta know is: bananas. Seriously, there’s some real banana magic going on. I don’t know why, but it just sticks with me. Maybe it’s the way Donkey Kong just kind of barrels through everything like he’s on some kind of fruity mission. Anyway — wait, no — okay, here’s the thing: Donkey Kong Bananza is just a blast. The terrain? Totally destructible. Makes me think of, I dunno, crumbling graham crackers. And those transformations? Wild.
But, oh man, the real charm is Donkey Kong himself. Remember how he was in the Donkey Kong Country games? Kinda sneaky, right? Well, not anymore. Now he’s just this big ball of goofiness and love. Uncomplicated. Like, all he cares about is bananas and Pauline.
And speaking of Pauline — there’s this moment, you’ll know it when you see it, where she doubts herself. And then she looks at DK’s big ol’ face and bam! Confidence boost. Honestly, who doesn’t need a friend like that? Someone who just believes in you so much it makes fear take a hike. Yeah, that’s the kind of friendship goals we all need.
So, there we go. Bananas, friendship, confidence — wrapped up in some unexpectedly deep video game moments. And I’m just glad Donkey Kong is back, maybe better than ever. Who knows?
