Alright, so get this. In this cosmic chaos called Marvel Cosmic Invasion, they’ve added some new heavy hitters. Like, not that we needed more, but hey, the more the merrier, right? Captain America, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Wolverine—I mean, they’re all fantastic. And now, we’ve got these two extra dudes crashing the party.
So, Beta Ray Bill—ever heard of him? Yeah, he’s this horse-face guy. I’m not joking, literally a horse face, and he’s like a robot or something. Comes swinging with Stormbreaker, a big ol’ hammer. The guy’s got a bit of a backstory, tied to a comic from way back, The Mighty Thor No. 337. Walt Simonson made him, and there’s this whole bit where Bill even had Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. Crazy stuff, though I never understood how he held it with those big horse hands.
Now, the Silver Surfer’s wading in too. Dude has this board and some cosmic power jazz. He’s out there whooping Annihilus’ army, which, I have to say, just sounds gross—like space bugs? Ew. They say he “wields” the Power Cosmic, whatever that means. I picture him surfing through space with sunglasses on. Do they even have beaches where he’s from?
But here’s the real kicker—they talked about this at San Diego Comic-Con, spilling the beans on the voice cast. Imagine the voices behind these cosmic titans. I bet they sound epic. Anyway, it’s unclear who’s playing who, but I’m guessing there are some cool voice actors lined up. You’d want to listen to this stuff, trust me.
Oh, and this treasure is coming to every console imaginable. Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, 5, whatever—it’s like, not just one, but all the gaming universes collide. Xbox too! Somehow, they’re dropping it later this year. Planning a worldwide invasion, if you ask me. So yeah, get ready for a showdown of the ages, my friend!
