Nintendo Switch Release Date Announced for Spray Paint Simulator

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Alright, so Spray Paint Simulator is coming out for the Nintendo Switch, and honestly, I can’t tell if it’s the kind of thing you’d have dreamed about, but here we go. Whitethorn Games and North Star Video Games are the brains behind this, and they’ve set a date: July 22, 2025. Mark your calendars? Or don’t. Totally your call.

Splatterville. Yep, that’s the town. Kinda sounds like a mess already, right? Well, they’ve called you in to fix it up with some colorful flair. It’s all about starting this painting gig. And let’s just say, it’s supposed to be “relaxing.” Does that mean no pressure? Maybe. Or maybe that’s just marketing talk.

Okay, Story Mode. Picture this: you meet some wacky clients who want their places painted. Why? Beats me. But the idea is you pick your colors, get your gear set up, and just… go for it. And by “go for it,” I mean climbing ladders and whatnot, tweaking tools, driving who-knows-what vehicles. Sounds like a lot for painting, but hey, maybe it’s your jam.

But hang on, there’s a Free Spray Mode too — which, side note, sounds like the rebel mode. You can team up with a buddy and paint the town red. Or blue. Or whatever suits your fancy. It’s like a blank canvas waiting for some chaos, which honestly sounds oddly satisfying.

Some guy from the publisher broke down features too. Easy gameplay, with no ticking clock to stress you out — sure, sign me up. Plus, who knew paint colors could be adventurous? Exploring them sounds like a wild ride if you’re into that kind of thing.

Oh, and growing your painting gig. Apparently, Spatterville’s got this quirky community, and they’re just itching for a top-tier painter to step up. You deliver, they rave. Very entrepreneurial. Unlock that Free Spray Mode, solo or not, and just unleash.

More stuff. Prepping, removing junk, masking areas — yeah, it’s like they want you to feel that full-on painting experience. Sounds tedious? Possibly. But rewarding? Could be. You gotta manage tools and all sorts of gear — think spray guns, vehicles, paint, the works.

So there it is. Spray Paint Simulator lands digitally on the Nintendo eShop. Whether I’m hyped or bewildered, I haven’t decided yet. But if it’s your thing, dive in and paint Spatterville your way.

YouTube trailers are a thing, but descriptions don’t do them justice. Go get a peek yourself, if you’re so inclined.

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