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Alright, so, you ever had one of those days where you’re just itching to relive the good ol’ days? I swear, every time I hear about Tony Hawk, I’m thrown back to the countless hours trying to master digital half-pipes and epic fails on real ones. Anyway, here’s a little something for those of us who pre-ordered the fancy Digital Deluxe Edition of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4. If you’re one of the lucky ones, today’s your day—go wild!
Okay, let’s talk Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 for a sec. These classics, all polished up, are dancing their way onto every platform that matters—I mean, who isn’t stoked? Whether you’re on Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, or whatever else, July 11 is D-Day… and surprise, it’s on Game Pass too. Match made in heaven if you ask me.
Now, some might need a few tips to start shredding. Think of it like this: Remember your first awkward dance at a school party? It’s gonna be a tad like that initially—just fewer gawky moves, and more, well, falling on virtual pavement. But don’t worry! We’ve got a few pointers to ensure you have less faceplanting, more flippin’ tricks.
First, nostalgia alert—these games, man. They have a vibe. Hours trying to ollie in my living room, my skateboard gathering dust, but hey, it was the thought that counted, right?
This new version brings back the legends like Tony and Rodney, and even sneaks in skaters who are keeping secrets—Andy Anderson, Bam Margera, you lovely surprises. Plus, the tunes… oof, that soundtrack slaps, some old faves and newbies to get the earworm rolling.
And if you’re new, maybe just finding your board feet, there’s a bit to digest. So, let’s dive into it but in that "I’m-learning-but-stumbling" kinda way.
First Things First: Street Cred
Getting your bearings? Hit the streets first—many of us tried gravity-defying moves like they’re going out of style. Learn your basics, ollies, kickflips, you know the drill. Then hit those rails. Yeah, it’ll take a bit, and maybe some bruised egos—but you’ll get there.
Gotta Have Goals, Right?
Life lessons: Goals are key! Even in pixels. Knock off those collect-a-thon tasks; it’s like a treasure hunt. Remember Foundry? Those S-K-A-T-E letters gotcha covered. And once you’re a pro, the maps just call you back. Pro Goals anyone?
Mind the Bail
Half-pipes—the stuff of legends and near misses. You’re gonna find the rhythm, but if disaster looms, RT-style bailing saves your dignity (and maybe your meter). My secret? Always have a finger hovering over that button just in case.
Oh, and Pockets…
Find those sweet spots to crank up your score. They’re hidden gems—just waiting for someone with daring tricks. It’s about discovering new runs and smashing scores like never before.
Invest! Like, in a Gamey Way…
Stats. Lovely little things. Level up with Hangtime, Air, and Speed. I mean, how else will you get that sweet 720? The virtual New Balance kicks had me. Kept my character on-brand stylish.
And hey, if you’re just jumpin’ in or you’re an old vet, Tony himself gives a nod with tutorials. Check it. It’s like having a chat with the legend, but you know, in tutorial format.
So, if you’re on the ball, early access to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 is right there, with those juicy extras. The academia (other versions) arrives July 11. Until then, keep spinning, grinding, and… landing more tricks than I did in reality.