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So, we’re all just here, kinda impatiently waiting for Borderlands 4, right? With the release date crawling its way closer, little teasers and snippets are slipping out. It’s looking like this one might go all moody and serious, which, honestly, might be a nice change—just my two cents. Borderlands games are famous for their unique sense of humor, and I guess dialing it down could be… refreshing? Maybe.
Then again, don’t panic, the laughs aren’t disappearing entirely. You know Claptrap, right? That little robot with the obnoxious chatterbox syndrome. Love him or loathe him, he’s back, and this time there’s a twist — a volume slider just for him. Pretty funny, huh? But I gotta wonder, what Pandora’s box might this open? Now, if Claptrap grates on your nerves too much, just dial him down. But hey, this could be a slippery slope for other chatty characters. You can kinda see where I’m going with this.
Now, if you know Borderlands, you know it’s not short on divisive characters. Like, I’m sure someone out there has yelled at their screen thanks to Lilith or someone else. But it seems Claptrap is in a league of his own. This whole slider thing could set a wild precedent — who’s next in line for the mute treatment? Players might start demanding it for every other character that annoyed them. Gotta think about that one for a sec.
And about the pricing drama — did you hear that initial $80 rumor? Yeah, it’s actually $70. So slightly less panic-inducing, I guess.
Characters like Ava? Yeah, she’s definitely ruffled some feathers. She’s back, and I can almost hear the cries for a volume slider on her too. If she’s still the same brat from Borderlands 3, some folks might be racing to that mute button. And while I’m rambling here, it’s kinda hilarious how this move is so on-brand for Borderlands’ humor. But will it get out of hand and mess with the game’s balance? Could be!
Did you catch the new Vault Hunters lineup? Vex, Rafa, Harlowe, and Amon. Sounds action-packed, but I guess we’ll see. Anyway — Claptrap’s whole annoying schtick is like this cornerstone of the series. Maybe keep the volume gig as a joke instead of a serious feature? Who knows.
And can we talk about this? September 12! Finally, we’re almost there. It’s gonna be one of those major fall releases, and I’m eager to see what unfolds with the new characters and plotlines. Even if Claptrap keeps chattering away. Good times ahead, right?