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So, Destiny 2, right? People are all buzzing about this game lately, especially with something called The Desert Perpetual raid. Sounds ominous, doesn’t it? Anyway, July 19 was the magic date when it opened up for players everywhere. But hang on ‘cause it wasn’t just the usual “grab your gear and go” type of deal. Everyone and their grandma were trying to win that World First race. Honestly, I didn’t even know such a race existed until now.
But, plot twist! Turns out a massive chunk of the teams – like 70% of them if I’m remembering correctly (or maybe it’s just a bad rumor) – weren’t exactly playing by the rules. Cheaters, cheaters, pumpkin eaters! Bungie, the masterminds behind the game, had to step in and play referee, invalidating a bunch of those wins. It was a whole drama – like a reality TV episode but with less yelling. Now with all that sorted, people are diving back into The Desert Perpetual. Or at least, that’s what I’ve heard from the grapevine.
And there’s another tidbit, this Reddit user, StableSalto or something, shared some gold. Twitch, the platform blessed by the gaming gods, has bots set up just for Destiny 2 raid checkpoints. I imagine this cluster of checkpoint bots like a mini army waiting to assist clueless players like me. Apparently, you can follow some cool channels like LuckBot9 to get in on the action. Or is it LuckBot8? My brain’s just hoping I don’t fall asleep on the keyboard mid-game.
Now, as if Destiny 2 didn’t have enough options, there are these LFG spots too. Just places where you can find other players to buddy up with. But maybe it’s like going to a crowded concert; if you’re late, you’ll miss out on the best spots. I’ve read that outside peak game hours, you might just be talking to your cat instead of an actual group of players.
So yeah, Destiny 2 raids are like treasure chests of awesome loot. But with something named The Final Shape popping up, the loot game has changed, and folks are now drooling over Tier 5 armor. Sounds intense, doesn’t it? And they have this thing called Arms Week, which must be their version of boot camp for the virtual warriors to prepare for epic battles.
Anyway – wait, did I mention it already? Forget it. Maybe I’ll end here. My gamer brain’s fried from thinking about all the raids and cheats. Or maybe I just need more coffee. Who knows?
