Ugh, okay, so here’s the deal: Team Avatar is rolling into Magic: The Gathering. Yeah, those cards. But let’s chat about the real hero here – the Cabbage Merchant. You know, that poor guy always yelling “My cabbages!!!” every time Aang and Appa show up. Seriously, his life is a constant cycle of cabbage carnage.
So, this card got unveiled during a Magic livestream, which… I dunno, I just stumbled across it while trying to find something else. It’s part of their Jumpstart series — newbie stuff mostly, but don’t write it off. Some pros might actually build a strategy around him. Jumpstart cards can be played in Commander, though not in Standard, whatever that means. I’m more into chess anyway, but I digress.
Oh, and there’s a picture Wizards of the Coast flashed around. It’s all very official-looking and shiny, like you’d expect. But here’s a kicker: They hinted there might be other Cabbage Man versions! Or different art at least. One host on the livestream actually said, “We might be seeing more of the Cabbage Merchant on some other art pieces, and he isn’t always this happy.” Like, can’t this dude catch a break?
Okay, that’s enough about cabbages for now. I still need to find out why I care so much about this random card game. Maybe it’s just the nostalgia, or maybe — who knows. Anyway, moving on.
