Prepare yourself for a chaotic ride through Toree Saturn, the latest installment from Diplodocus Games and Siactro that’s all about speed—more on that later, I promise. This is your all-in-one place (or maybe not, I’m everywhere with this) to dissect what this new 3D platformer brings. So, uh, right into the Story Mode you go, where Toree, our feathered protagonist (sound clichéd? Maybe), faces Hawkee the villain. The soundtrack? Total throwback to late ‘90s and Y2K. It’s like my old mixed tapes came alive again. Why did I even keep those?
Alright, let’s break it down. Or don’t, your call. Toree Saturn is really about getting from start to finish as fast as you please—or slow, like Sunday mornings. Grab those stars, why not? They’re sparkly and kind of fun like finding Y2K bugs in forgotten software. Running along, you smack buttons—A for this, B for that, ZR to smash down. It’s frenetic. It’s fast. It rhymes with last? Losing myself here. Just hit stuff, boost yourself all over. The left analog stick is your ride, like a mad grip on nostalgia.
Get this: Toree Saturn isn’t just set against some random tunes—it’s echoing the tunes of my teenage angst (if you can even call it angst, was more of a mild annoyance). SEGA Saturn vibes all over the place too, if you remember that old clunker. And hey, available now on Nintendo Switch for less than that fancy coffee you keep ordering.
Oh! Forgot something—your objective, I mean if you need one. It’s all about leaping, flying, clashing with stars, whatever past midnight cravings you’ve got going. There are collectibles, yes, and it’s messy in the fun kind of way. I’d say ‘chaotic joy simulator’ but that’s totally made up. So go ahead, get distracted, and then remember why you started in the first place. Happen to me all the time.
And before I topple off the tangent, Toree Saturn’s inspiration, yep, it’s draped in those Saturn console classics hues. Did I cover everything? Maybe not. Depends on how long your attention span is, I guess. Anyway, it’s out, grab your Switch, dive in, fly some, crash a bit, repeat. That’s Toree—in time and space, just like that.
This whole review’s based on a Switch copy—Diplodocus Games sent it over, so it’s legit. Feel the chaos yet? Good.
