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Alright, so here’s the deal: PlayStation’s Summer Sale is basically about to drop, and honestly, I can’t keep track of time zones (like, what even is PDT/BST/JST at midnight?). Anyway, it’s happening on July 16.
And we’re talking discounts that make my wallet weep with joy. I mean, EA Sports FC 25 Standard Edition is 79% off. Is it just me, or does that feel random? Maybe I’m too cynical. Oh, and Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 – 45% off, which I guess is decent if you’re into that. Assassin’s Creed Shadows, Forza Horizon 5, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33… the list goes on. But, honestly, these names! Did I get them right? You can find out more when the sale hits the PlayStation Store. Or don’t. I’m not your boss.
Then there’s the whole PlayStation console thing in Europe. Like, huge sales in the UK, Germany, France… you know, where cool stuff happens. Is it just me, or does Europe always get the good stuff? Anyway, they’ve got €50/£45 off the standard consoles and €100/£90 off the digital version. Woohoo, digital bliss! But whatever you do, don’t ask me what country Europe really is. Long story.
So, if you’re into Gran Turismo 7 or God of War: Ragnarök (fancy names, right?), you’re in luck. Also, free standard shipping? Beats having to schlep to the store, if you ask me.
Now, if you’re a PlayStation Plus person in Benelux or Spain or Portugal – apparently, that’s a thing – there’s like this sneaky extra 5% discount. I mean, sign me up! But maybe not, ’cause life’s expensive enough.
Anyway, full disclosure: Some legal jargon here. Deals shuffle like a dance party, ending August 13. And there are terms, conditions, blah blah, so read up if you’re into that legal stuff. Flash sales are life or whatever.
Okay, I’m bored now. Go game, or something.
