Last Epoch Enhances Minions Significantly in Season 3

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Okay, so, here we go—Last Epoch’s got some news, and honestly, I wasn’t even planning to dive into it today. But here we are. Guess what? Minions are getting this shiny new thing called Assassinate mode. Yeah, you heard that right. It’s like they’re leveling up to become secret agents or something. Next season, which, let’s be honest, I’m already losing track of the seasons here, is when this is all happening.

Anyway—no, wait, backtrack for a second—who even thought of this? Assassinate mode means minions will start sniffing out enemies from far off, going for the big bad bosses and those pesky rare mobs. But if you’re not into that whole “let’s hunt from a distance” vibe, you can flip a switch—or maybe it’s a click, I’m not sure—to keep them close and comfy in Protect mode. Just look for the icons—two swords or a shield. Totally not complicated, right? They’re also tweaking how these little guys decide who to smack next. About time, I say.

Right, let’s talk graphics because there’s this visual—minions, I tell ya, from the Beastmaster lineup are seeing some fancy upgrades. New nodes and whatnot for Raptor, Scorpion, Bear. Why do I remember the Bear? Anyway, you can now dress up your hero even if you’re disconnected from the world—offline cosmetics, finally! Been waiting for this one since… well, forever.

Oh! Almost forgot—shopping! Who doesn’t love shopping, especially when it’s less of a pain? Filters are getting a facelift, and you can use tokens instead of favors. Can’t say I’m complaining about that. Season 3, here you come, landing on August 21, if my calendar’s right.

And while we’re at it, let’s hope these changes mean more fun, less grind. For now, just bookmark this for later, or, you know, dive back in when you’ve wrapped your head around the whole shebang.

Alright, that’s my ramble for now. Peace out until next adventure.