Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Coming to Nintendo Switch 2 This Winter

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Whoa, so guess what? Square Enix just spilled the beans on when Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is dropping for the Nintendo Switch 2. I mean, talk about legends, right? They’ve sold like over seven million copies worldwide. No kidding. You’ll get to dive headfirst into Cloud Strife’s world again, the ex-SOLDIER dude who’s now this kinda renegade-for-hire helping out Avalanche, the underground gang trying to mess with the big, bad Shinra Electric Power Company in that crazy mako city, Midgar. Sounds nuts, doesn’t it?

And it’s not just the usual spiel about saving the planet from the evil corporate shadow (though it’s definitely got that vibe). Cloud and his pals are knee-deep in this epic showdown. Oh, and I almost forgot — Yuffie’s got her own side story. Something about her ninja skills and sneaking around Midgar doing ninja things during the main game events. She’s like the spark plug you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without.

So mark your calendars or whatever because Winter 2025 is when it’s all happening. Physical copies, digital downloads on the Nintendo eShop — the whole shebang for the Switch 2. I’m pumped, but maybe that’s just me?

Anyway, totally gotta check out the trailer too… when I figure out where I put the link. Oops.

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