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Okay, so there’s this groovy game called 33 Immortals — and it’s coming back around for all you Xbox Insiders. Mark your calendars for Tuesday, May 20, at 8am PT, though if you’re on the east coast, that’s like 11am. Anyway, this whole shebang is running until the 26th. Thunder Lotus, the brain behind the game, is tossing in some tweaks and, big news, it’s finally hitting Xbox One. The excitement is real. A word of advice? Be early birds if you want a spot in this chaotic, co-op, mind-bending 33-player game.
Now, what’s this game about? Well, picture being a soul doomed for eternity, challenging God’s final call. Yeah, it’s quite the epic scene. You dive in with 32 other, equally lost souls, battling terrifying bosses that can get in your face. And speaking of faces, yours might just melt from the insane, fast-paced matchmaking that has you raiding in no time. There’s chaos, gear to snag, and relics to boost up your soul. Think of it as a cosmic escalation.
If this sounds like your cup of tea — or whatever celestial drink you’d prefer — hop onto their website for all the juicy details.
Oh, and there are updates, too. Controls? You can tweak those now. Player feedback led to balancing the Sword of Justice, Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, and the daggers — Greed or something? Not a stuffy bunch of updates, promise.
To join the mayhem, here’s what you gotta do: May 20th, hit up your Xbox (duh) or your PC — make sure you have the Xbox Insider Hub app (or snag it if you haven’t, seriously). Find 33 Immortals under the Previews section, and bam, hit Join. Be aware, slots are limited, so maybe sacrifice a morning sleep-in session, if you dare.
And, you can jump into this on your Xbox One now. Talk about inclusion, am I right?
Let’s say you hit a hiccup in your play — the universe works in mysterious ways, after all. If things go sideways, there’s this “Report a problem” feature. It’s literally just pressing the home button and tapping into a form. Simple enough to keep the developers in the loop.
Lastly, social butterflies, keep an eye on @XboxInsider on X (or whatever we’re calling it). Check out updates and chat with fellow insiders on Reddit. There’s a whole community out there — maybe you’ll share a funny game glitch or rant about a boss battle.
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Enjoy the chaos, and maybe — just maybe — you’ll snag a spot. Cheers!
