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Okay, so here we go. This week, Nintendo dropped a whirlwind of excitement that has me buzzing more than the caffeine from my morning cup. Kicking things off, we have Sunderfolk and let me tell you, this one’s got me thinking of those chaotic game nights. I mean, picture this—a tactical RPG where your phone is the controller. Seriously, your phone. Up to four of us can dive in, choosing from these quirky classes like Bard and Berserker. Tactical madness!
Oh, and while we’re on the subject, there’s this eShop sale that popped up and pretty much shouted “BUY ME” with games like Tunic and Vampire Survivors on sale. But hurry, because you know how these sales play hide and seek, disappearing before you know it. Did you snag anything cool yet? I might have gone a little overboard. Maybe.
Switching gears—Nintendo’s music app dropped the Fire Emblem Engage soundtrack and, honestly, if that’s not enough reason to check it out, I’m not sure what is. It’ll probably get discussed in the next episode of the Pure Nintendo Podcast. Spoiler alert? Maybe.
Meanwhile, my “to-play” list is around here somewhere… probably under a mountain of games. What’s everyone else playing right now?
Okay, highlight time! Sunderfolk totally takes the cake this week. Max out at four players, battle RPG style, beef up your village of Arden, unlock vendors—it’s like a mash-up of strategy and life simulation. And don’t forget the outfits and gear. Yeah, fashion meets function.
Oh man, remember Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones? It’s back! (Nostalgia wave incoming.) Guide Eirika and Ephraim, mix up your tactics, and pray your soldiers don’t bite the dust because when they’re gone, they’re gone for good.
And just when I thought it couldn’t get better, F-ZERO 99 dumps a new update on us. Ace League Mirror tracks and a Mini World Tour? Gotta fuel up for May 5th.
Oh, nearly forgot! Hogwarts Legacy with the “Creator’s Voice” series is making waves too. Those behind-the-scenes magic moments, love it. Can’t miss.
Right, there’s a sale you’re gonna want to check, but it’s one of those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it types. Hurry before April 27th! My wallet’s weeping a bit, not gonna lie.
That’s the latest scoop, folks. Dive into the chaos and have fun!