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Ah, May. Feels like the universe just hit refresh, doesn’t it? Anyway, you know what this means, right? Humble Bundle’s rolling out their Humble Choice goodies. You throw $11.99 at them, and bam — eight games yours forever. Not bad, huh? Plus, 5% hops over to charity. This month it’s for Red Nose Day, hoping to feed and house kiddos. Cool stuff.
So, what’s on the table? Well, there’s horror, action, RPG, Star Wars — it’s like a buffet where you don’t have to fight your way to the chocolate fountain. Got Amnesia: The Bunker for when you want to scare yourself silly. Or dive into the world of Star Wars: Bounty Hunter, zooming around the galaxy like a cowboy in space. And RPG lovers might get lost in The Thaumaturge. There’s something for everyone, unless you’re a llama — then I dunno, maybe chew on something else.
Ah, the spotlight stuff? Amnesia takes you to a WW1 bunker with just a bullet. Yes, one. Talk about living on the edge. Then there’s Evil West, where you’re a hero in cowboy boots fighting vampires. Sounds wild, right? Toss in some co-op, and it’s a full-blown showdown.
And there’s more. RTS fans, go crazy with Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew. JRPG peeps, check out Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes. And oh, Ultros for a sci-fi spin and Corpse Keeper if you’re vibing with action RPGs.
Perks? Heck yeah, there are perks. Like discounts in the Humble Store. Wanna slash away? Captain Blood’s there, plus some sweet deals on Shadow Gambit’s DLCs. But, quick heads up, this whole shebang ends June 2. New month, new bundle — who knows what they’ll cook up next?
These bundles might just hit you with a blast of nostalgia or a punch of thrill. Or maybe — just maybe — your next all-time favorite. Okay, enough rambling. Go snag those games.
