Global PlayStation Store Update – July 1, 2025

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So, every week, like clockwork, Sony drops a bunch of new stuff for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PlayStation VR, and PlayStation Plus. It’s a lot, really. We’ve got this whole list of what’s new on the PlayStation Store, if you’re into that sort of thing. And PlayStation LifeStyle? Oh, they’ve got the globe all sorted out with updates. Tuesdays are your day if you’re trying to, I don’t know, stay in the loop or whatever.

### North American Update

#### July’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup

Okay, so we got:
– Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5) – big deal, right?
– Jusant (PS5) – sounds fancy.
– The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5) – classic. You know the drill.

#### PS4 & PS5 Games

And here’s the rundown — or maybe it’s a rundown? Anyway, games! Lots of them!

– 3 on 3 Soccer – because clearly, 2 on 2 wasn’t chaotic enough.
– Against the Storm – I literally have no idea what this is, but it sounds intense.
– Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator – seriously, who doesn’t love zombies these days?
– The Alpha Wolf – reminds me of that one time I tried leading a group project…
– Anger Foot – what a name. Just let it sink in.
– Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead – anime fans, this one’s for you, I guess?
– Antro – sounds mysterious or maybe not. Who knows?
– Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON – because regular balloons are just too tame.
– Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS – ouch.
– Bag Hero – not sure what this is, but I want it to be about saving groceries.
– BATS BITS BALLS – yup, that’s all of it.
– Be A Bee – ever wanted to live the bee life? Now’s your chance.
– Beef Cat Ultra – yes, this is real.
– Blacksmith Simulator – because, apparently, this requires simulation?
– Boxville 2 – sequel alert! Was there a Boxville 1?
– Bullets & Brains – who doesn’t need both, right?
– Cappuccino Assassino Shooter – rolls right off the tongue.
– Cash Wash Simulator – clean that cash, or whatever it’s about.
– Command Under Fire RTS – that sounds serious. Or maybe it’s not?
– Content King: Streamer Simulator – finally, you can pretend to be famous.
– DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH – just chilling, post-apocalyptic style.
– Dungeons of Paint – painting, but make it a dungeon.
– Echoes of Light: Child of the Balance – deep stuff, probably.
– Exo-Calibre – sounds fancy, might be.
– Farmer’s Life – grow your crops, live your life. Not my thing, but maybe yours.
– Fill The Cup 2 – I mean, I guess you fill a cup?
– Fire & Water – classic elemental duo.
– Gemz Burst – sparkly and exploding, what more could you want?
– Gray War Conflict – saw this coming, right?
– Island Survival: Craft, Build, Grow – aren’t we all just trying to survive somewhere?
– Klaus Lee – Thunderballs – epic name. No idea what else is going on.
– Knight Quest: Goblins Raid – knights and goblins, the usual.
– Legendary Hoplite – ancient, probably heroic.
– Lost in Random: The Eternal Die – sounds like my last board game night.
– LSD Battlefield Simulator – um, okay. Moving on.
– Maze: Interim Odyssey – lost in the maze might be cool.
– Morning 333 – morning person or not, here it is.
– My Recycling Center – save the planet, one simulated can at a time.
– No Heroes Here 2 – number 2, so maybe it was good enough the first time?
– Only Tung Tung Sahur UP – what even is this?
– Pixicharm Collection 3 – third round of charm.
– Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4 – and the saga continues.
– Ruffy And The Riverside – sounds chill, or not.
– Sector Force – strong name, strong game?
– Snake 2048 – basically two classics mashed together.
– Spin Path – dizzy already just thinking about it.
– Stasis – stand still, or don’t.
– Supermarket Manager 2025 – buy groceries, just faster in 2025.
– The Tenants – property management, thrilling right?
– TRUCK SIMULATOR 25 VR – AMERICAN DRIVER – drive trucks, VR style.
– Undead Citadel – because zombies, again.
– UNDERWARD – which is like afterward but down?
– VRider SBK – VR biking, for sure.
– Zombies Overloaded – too much undead, way too much.

Next up: Europe…but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.