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So, let’s dive into today’s deals, because, honestly, who doesn’t love a bargain? No, it’s not like last weekend’s Memorial Day extravaganza, but there are still some goodies to uncover. Whether you’re itching for a new mic to seriously up your streaming game or your PS5 controller’s been glitching out, you’re covered. Plus, with Father’s Day lurking around the corner, maybe it’s time to nab a sweet gift? Think portable chargers, grill sets, or even a fancy lawn mower. Just throwing ideas out there.
TL;DR: Quick and Dirty Deals
Pokémon cards. Yeah, those are plummeting in value — again. Classic. But hey, silver lining, right? You can snag singles without bleeding your wallet. Meanwhile, a Magic: The Gathering and Final Fantasy mash-up bundle is floating around at Walmart. Not too shabby.
PlayStation DualSense Controller
You know that PS5 controller you’re forever swapping out for no reason whatsoever? Currently down to under 55 bucks. Haptics, adaptive triggers, and the whole shebang. You can even tweak the buttons, like that ever really made a difference last time.
JLab Talk Pro USB Mic
If your game streams sound like you’re broadcasting from Mars, maybe it’s time to upgrade your mic? The JLab Talk Pro is going for a song (okay, $34.99), and it’s plug-and-play with four directional patterns. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? Podcasts, ASMR – if that’s your thing – have a go. Sound clarity, volume controls, yada yada…
Cuisinart 13-Piece Wooden Grill Tool Set
Ah, summer. Grill season. Cuisinart’s got a deal for just under $24. Spatula, brush, tongs, the gang’s all here. And a snazzy wooden handle to boot. For those irritatingly difficult-to-buy-for dads.
Metaphor: ReFantazio PS4 & PS5
So, PlayStation’s Days of Play! Loads of discounts, but "Metaphor: ReFantazio" catches the eye. It’s got medieval vibes, a cursed prince, and hopefully more gameplay than real-world politics. $45.49 if you’re keen.
Bella PRO 10.5-qt. Touchscreen 5-in-1 Indoor Grill & Air Fryer
Indoor grill, cause not everyone has a backyard, right? This gizmo air fries and more, with presets for whatever grub you fancy. Currently $69.99, down by a hundred. Good stuff.
Five Nights at Freddy’s Graphic Novel
For the horror game junkies, there’s a graphic novel series from Five Nights at Freddy’s creator, Scott Cawthon. Volume 1’s hovering at $8.90 for now.
EGO Power+ Lawn Mower
Battery-powered lawn equipment is the future, apparently. EGO’s 21-Inch mower offers a self-propelled, battery switcheroo system. Snag it for $599.99, if lawns are your thing.
Charmast Portable Charger with Cables
What’s worse than a low battery? A low battery with no charger cable. Enter Charmast: a power bank with built-in cords. Grab it for under 20 bucks. No more hunting for cables.
Pokémon Destined Rivals
Pokémon Destined Rivals cards are still causing a ruckus, but there are decent prices on sealed products over at TCG Player. Chase cards your thing?
MTG Final Fantasy Pre-Order
Magic: The Gathering and Final Fantasy??? Makes me wonder about crossovers we never thought we needed. Pre-orders are scattered, but Walmart’s got a decent offer.
Man, that felt like a whirlwind. But there you have it, bargains and all. Get any of this lot today, or don’t — your call!
