Alright, let’s dive into this and make it sound like the ramblings of someone who’s maybe had too much coffee or is just deeply passionate about eating virtual rocks in video games. Bear with me; this might get a bit wild.
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So, here’s the scoop — I was munching on something, totally irrelevant, but hey, there’s this crazy Oblivion Remastered mod out now. And guess what? You can eat rocks. Yes, you heard me. Rocks. Like, you’re some heroic figure who saves empires but also thinks munching on boulders is, y’know, a satisfying hobby. And save some room for gems, because gemstones are also on the menu. Delightful, right?
Anyway, if you’re squinting at your screen in shock, whether you’re at home or standing in the middle of a grocery store parking lot, chill. It’s like Morrowind revisited. You remember Morrowind, right? The game with epic mechanics that’s always sparking some nostalgia trip. I mean, maybe they should bring back those obscure features. Spears and cryptic directions from strangers who probably don’t want you around, anyone?
So, there’s this modder, CephalonImp, with a mod called ‘Edible Gems’ — simple name, complex vibes. Picture this: scouring Cyrodiil like rascals on bicycles, hoarding random bits of geology. They’ve taken 14 what-you’d-call miscellaneous items and turned them into alchemy ingredients. Sample a gold nugget and experience the odd combo of silence, burdens, shocky stuff, plus a sprinkle of, um, personality. Like, if Sheogorath called Jamie Oliver, that’s how you’d summarize your meal.
And for your dining pleasure: pearls as appetizers, a madness-iron ore combo with sapphire on the side, and a bear pelt for dessert. Because why not? Imagine the nutritional content you’d joke about while chewing animal hides. It’s all about the lore, you see. Trust me, it’s essential.
Oh, and they’ve axed the flawless and flawed gem versions but kept the top-tier valuation. Like, munching on something pricey is a choice, right? RPG logic at its finest, even if we’re not quite at the bodily-harm-from-eating-spiky-things stage. Maybe a hangover from your rocky indulgence comes later, but who’s counting?
In conclusion (or maybe not — where was I?), keep your digital plates clean of gravel, and catch up on some chats with those Oblivion modders playing with virtual boundaries. They’re doing nifty things, and maybe one day they’ll let you eat a sword. Who knows.
