New Update for Ark Survival Ascended Coming July 2025

Sure, let’s dive into this chaotic reimagining of your article. Here goes nothing:

—

So okay, there’s this new update for Ark: Survival Ascended – yep, that game where you like, survive with dinos or whatever. It dropped in July 2025, and I guess it’s important because it fixes bugs? The patch number is 68.34. Specifically, it pokes at some problems in Ark: Ragnarok Ascended – that’s one of those DLCs they added for free. Because freebies are always awesome, right? Sorta.

Anyway, this thing’s got a past. Kinda like me forgetting my wallet at home every other day. It came out in early access on October 26, 2023. Which means it’s almost two years old. I know because I had a sandwich the other day that tasted like it was made the same year. Gross. People on Steam have mixed feelings about it. It’s like, they love the drama but hate the lag? Maybe that’s an exaggeration, or maybe I’m just tired. Hard to say.

Oh, and back in June, they rolled out this Norse-themed map called Ragnarok Ascended. It’s huge—like 144 square kilometers huge. That sounds cool and all, but apparently, it’s causing complications. Like, ever seen someone try to fit a sofa through a doorway? Yeah, that kind of complications. So, reviews are mixed, but the updates keep rolling in like that one aunt who insists on Thanksgiving dinner every year.

Fast-forward to July 18. Just a normal Friday, except not, because Ark’s got another update. Not much fresh content here, just bug squashing. Like an insect buffet, but digital. Fixes include performance dips during sandstorms. Aka, when your screen turns into a grainy mess. They also upped the appearance of Basilosaurus or something. Which, let’s be real, sounds like a fusion of a basil plant and a dinosaur. Gardens and dinos, what a combo.

Another thing, they sorted out the labyrinth puzzle code issues. Thank goodness. Because everyone loves confusing puzzles, right? Right. Anyhoo, another update’s coming in August. Fingers crossed it’s less about puzzles and more about, I dunno, saving the virtual dinosaurs for real this time.

And just when you think you’ve got it all covered, there’s more fixes spilling out like a cup of coffee you thought was secure. Mod map compatibility? Ticked that off. Icons for saving stuff? Sorted. Thylacoleo’s awkward swimming style? Fixed, whatever that is. Items sinking into the ground no longer? Check.

So, this game might have its quirks, and yeah, maybe people fuss about bugs more than a garden party, but they seem determined to iron out the wrinkles. A bit like life, eh? Always a work in progress, just with fewer dinos. Or maybe I’m wrong. Who can tell when the dinosaurs might come back?

Anyway, that’s the chaos wrapped up for now. Until next time, enjoy dodging digital dinosaurs or wrestling with sandstorms. Whatever floats your boat—or dino.